Don Palabraz

{ Sidhu Painting Over a Wall he Once Bombed on in a Desperate Attempt for Street Cred}

For the past few weeks, I’ve been driving by the Calabria Apartments in Anaheim seeing if I could spot my city councilman Harry Sidhu. It had been reported earlier by the Friends for Fullerton’s Future that the local Republican politician had taken up a “residency” there at apartment #116. The reason why a rich man like Sidhu needed a chill spot on the cheap was so that he could “legally” be a candidate for the 4th District Supervisor seat he so covets. The city councilman really makes his home in wealthy Anaheim Hills which is actually outside of that district. He probably thought that no one would notice his move into a carpetbagging crib just a few major streets down from Lincoln’s meth motels!

{Sidhu moved on out after bumping Too $hort’s “Gettin’ It” }

The street credibility Sidhu sought didn’t last too long, however. The laughable residency at Calabria apartments – next to Linbrook Familia Billiards where I have spent many a nights shooting pool while banda music or some Metallica song blared in the background – was too much of an embarrassing contrast for the politician’s newly assembled campaign team. He probably never so much as stepped foot in the place. It was a cheap political ploy on the not so sly. The blogosphere had already labeled him a dishonest, shady carpetbagger whose upward ambitions knew no shame. Instead of owning up, el Sidhu loco changed addresses once more and now claims residency in a subdivision behind Ponderosa Park in Anaheim.

It’s truly a shame Harry. We could have shot some pool and the loser would have been forced to eat Linbrook Billiards’ nachos drenched in their liquid cheese. Oh well. You could always come back after you lose the 4th District Supervisor race and I’ll tell you to RACK EM UP just the same!